Monday, June 30, 2003
Bought myself a longboard and headed down to Snapper Rocks for the day. Probably off to the pub with the lads for another big night.
"Phase Two" indefinitely postponed.
"Phase Two" indefinitely postponed.
Saturday, June 28, 2003
Mmmm, there are a lot of hot bitches over here. And they varied in size and colour from Fraser Dingos. Let's interbreed!
Went to Surfers Paradise to begin wanton destruction of Australian mainland.
Got distracted by the availability of strip bars, casinos and licenced prostitution.
Woke up on beach with filthy headache. Will try again tomorrow.
Got distracted by the availability of strip bars, casinos and licenced prostitution.
Woke up on beach with filthy headache. Will try again tomorrow.
Thursday, June 26, 2003
Phase two complete. Smuggled myself off Fraser Island in a self contained subtropical microclimate. Now ready to ravish the Gold Coast.
Wednesday, June 25, 2003
Raining today, so me and my dingo mates retreated to our secret underground lair to continue planning "phase two".
Tuesday, June 24, 2003
Odd to think that when Dingoes were introduced to Australia by SE Asian fishermen around 4000 years ago, they were essentially brought along on the boats as snack food.
Ate a feral goat.
Ate a feral goat.
Monday, June 23, 2003
Quiet again - tourist season is coming to an end and the out of season types are generally too young to have tiny babies - the best meal I've had in weeks has been a fleshy fifteen year old. Just not the same.
Did you know that 45 of us were culled a couple of years ago? Just not fair.
Did you know that 45 of us were culled a couple of years ago? Just not fair.
Sunday, June 22, 2003
I like biting the little ones very much. They squeal and it makes me excited. Biting the big noisey mechanical ones is not nice though. Their blood is hard.
Mooched around my world heratige listed island again. Listened to the new radiohead album again. Brutally savaged a family of 5.
Saturday, June 21, 2003
Busy day. Sat around for a bit. Ate a baby. Licked bollocks*. Might go for a swim tomorrow.
Often think how nice it is being free to roam around my island, rather than being cooped up in a period cottage outside Stroud.
*Because I can.
Often think how nice it is being free to roam around my island, rather than being cooped up in a period cottage outside Stroud.
*Because I can.
